Use My Daughter – Ticket Scam

What’s up losers. Pimping out my daughter isn’t my only hustle. She gives away way too much for free when I’m not around and it cuts into my profits. By profits, I mean beer money. Since it’s the middle of football season right now, I’ve been running a con that works every year. I put an ad in the paper, saying I have a bunch of tickets sale. Of course, I’m broke I don’t have any tickets, but they come to my house with a pocket full of money. That’s how I met this scum bag, Vanilla.

Vanilla (what hippy parents would name there kid that?) came over and didn’t get the hint that he should just give me his money. I ended up having to physically take it from him. I was about to give him a real ass whooping when my daughter saved his scrawny ass. He ends up giving me the money, a hundred bucks to fuck my daughter. She had no idea that he was paying to fuck her, she thought that she was just pitty fucking him. What a dumb slut.

Anyways, I’m off to the beer store. Make sure you check out all the videos and pictures at Use My Daughter.